Back like I never left....

So I've been struggling with blog topics hence the inactivity. I think my head has been too deep in all things politics and I didn't want to have to rename my blog to some witty thing like Politicin' Wit cha Boy or some nonsense like that.

Soooo straight to the randomness....

I realized that there's no one I can really tell everything to. ... The one person I can do that with, I don't get to talk to that much. ... If I get one more Obama text message, I'm gonna put an O-Bomb-a under someone's house. ... Knicks are 5-3. Fine by me for now. ... Applebees means so much more to me now than before. Spinach and artichoke dip never tasted so good. ... I'm a whale. ... No I'm not explaining that. ... Days at work have been going by a lot faster. Maybe that's because I'm actually doing work. ... Dear Good Sir, please don't put that tattoo on your neck. ... Please. ... I mean maybe you can put it on your face. Same thing no? ... I'm not sure how I feel about V-neck t-shirts. But I think I'll try it a few more times and see how this works out. ... Ladies if your head game is on point, I implore you to share your talents with your girlfriends. I promise it'll be one of the greatest contributions to humanity. Don't be stingy. Teach a class. Hold a tutorial. Make the world a better place. .... Dressing nice doesn't make me a metrosexual. That is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. First metrosexual is a contemporary word for "I think that dude is gay." And just because I can get dressed in 10 minutes and blow your outfit out of the box doesn't anything. What it does mean is that while your watching my freshness, the girl standing next to you is too. ... Don't be mad. Just go home, analyze your closet and plan accordingly. ... Damn, imagine if I really started shopping. ... Haircuts just make everything in life feel better. ... Mother Nature has no respect. ... Doesn't she know what rain does to work shoes? ... Donnie Brasco is one of the greatest movies ever. ... Forget about it. ... I still haven't seen the movie "W" and I'm mad about it. I don't wanna miss an opportunity to make fun of George W. Bush aka U Idiot. ... Speaking of which, I need an Obama t-shirt. ... I'm actually watching Happy Feet right now. ... Heroes just keep getting better. ... Why the fuck is Denny back on Greys Anatomy? Either way it's better than that lesbian storyline. That was just unnecessary. ... You don't really have to accept people for who they are. If you're an asshole, I'm not going to be your friend. Wait, I'm lying. Some of my best friends are assholes and I love it. But you get the point. ... I challenge you to go a week without saying Nigger. See how much cleaner your mouth feels.

Maverick.

Makes me laugh every time.

C