I'm gonna miss you....

If I have one vice it's Procrastination. If there was no one in the world that I couldn't say "no" to it's her.

Ms. Procrastination,

I want to break up with you. But it's so hard. Something about you makes me feel so good. So comfortable. You call me to my bed. To the television. The best thing about you iis that we can do absolutely nothing together and I'd still rather be with you than anyone else.
But we can't do this anymore.
You keep me out of the gym. You make me daydream at work. You make me have to rush in the morning. You make me an adrenaline junkie. You make me push deadlines. You make me make excuses. Whenever I want to spend some time with Productivity you won't let me. It's not fair.
Procrastination, I love you. We just can't spend so much time together anymore. Allow me some freedom to visit Challenge. He's pretty cool. Determination and Persistance can be draining sometimes but they always make me feel proud of myself at the end. I'll be honest. It's not over. I don't think I'll ever truly leave you. Sometimes you're so much fun. We just need a break.
Don't worry. I'll call you.
Promise.

C

Randomness .....

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C