Because I miss it....

Randomness....

I bet Eric Mangini is giggling his ass off right now. This dude got the blame for the Jets not making the playoffs (although it's definitely partly his fault) while everyone had Chad Pennington fantasies. ... Chad throws a Pick 4 against Baltimore which is exactly the reason New Yorkers are mad at Brett Favre. ... If Mangini ain't laughing I know I am. .... I love Anthony Hamilton but I think his new album is kinda suspect. I'm gonna give it another try. ... There are few things in life funnier than listening to someone go ape shit on the phone with a cell phone company. .... Sprint will give you all your minutes back, two free months and send a girl named Naomi to your house to give you a foot massages. Everyone else will talk to you on the phone for two hours giving you all kinds of explanations that can be summed up in one sentence: Sir, please take a long walk off a short pier. ... Wait... it's about 60 hours since I started this blog. But the Knicks beat Boston and it literally took 48 hours for my erection to fade. Then last night they lost to now 5-34 Oklahoma City and it took the rest of the time for me to get over my blind rage. I'm back now. .... Got out the train yesterday and saw a homeless dude squatting and wiping his ass after her just unleashing a mountain of dung onto a newspaper. ... A girl walked by in disgust and even when she got to the street she was still covering her nose and face. .... I wanted to slap her. Why should she be mad? Dude don't even have a house and she mad that he shitting in the subway station. That makes sense? ..... She should be happy that he was nice enough to do it on a newspaper. He should of lit it on fire, scooped some up with his hand and threw it at her. ... .I would've lost my shit. .... I feel bad that he gotta take a dump in the subway and wipe his ass in front of strangers. That's so much worse that walking by and seeing a homeless guy wiping his ass with the Newsday sports section. .... You could super glue an umbrella to my hand and I promise I'd lose that shit in 45 minutes. .... I really think if I keep holding all this shit in I'm going to literally explode. .... Either that or I'm going to end up like that guy in that movie that pulled a gun on the McDonalds cashier cause his Big Mac didn't look like the one in the picture. ... If I ask for something. Give me what I asked for. ...... Apparently many of the greatest war strategies originated from Mongolian wild wolves. ... Read a book. ...... Damn even the Blog can't always heal me. ..... Sometimes no matter what you do, loss is inevitable. ..... I can't believe I watch kids run in circles for a living. That just makes me laugh. .... Someone unexpected extended themselves to me. So I extended myself to them. It's only right. .... People do so much to make it look like they are less full of shit then they actually are. ... Maybe that includes me. I don't know. .... I hate when people say Society sucks. People suck. Society is made up of people. Get it.... So whenever you say that, instead just say, I suck. Or we suck .... Not me though. I'm pretty cool.

C