Give da people what they want......

Apparently this is the to-go... the special move. So no warming up. Just pull up the curtain. Showtime.

Randomness.....

I missed Pandora. .... It's like we don't speak for awhile, then have make-up sex. Then we decide we were meant for each other. .... She's GOIN IN right now, running tunes I ain't never heard. .... Nothing like the days when your girl feels brand new like the first night you touched each other. ..... I wonder if I could write a book full of Randomness. Would you read it? ..... There is a difference between Living Abundantly and living in abundance. Think about that. .... Ms. Procrastination is so pissed off right now because I've only given her tastes of me but for the most part she's getting the cold shoulder. ..... I told her I was trying to move on. .... Bitch. .... I can't believe I DVR'ed the Real Chance at Love reunion special. ... I feel like I should gouge my eyes out with a broken piece of glass for that. .... But then how am I going to watch Heroes next week?. ..... I actually spent an hour online looking at Harley Davidsons. Sounds like an early mid-life crisis if I've ever heard one. ..... I look up every once in a while and realize that many of the problems that weigh on me aren't specifically my own. But that doesn't mean that I shouldn't mean that just cause a problem isn't assigned to me that I can't solve it. ..... If you can fix something then why stare at it being broken because if you're on the assembly line and one part is broken and the shit hits the fan the feces will inevidently fly in your direction too. .... I'm feelin it. I feel the high that you get from the lie. Feelin it, if you feel it raise your L in the sky. .... Damn sometimes I wish I could be two places at once. But sometimes the second place only looks more enticing because you ain't there. .... It's funny that I keep geting older and somehow I don't feel grown up. What's that about? ..... Why can't I stop playing Brickbreaker? They should have a support group for this. I'm on the train like, "Okay one more game and I'm done. I swear. ..... 17 games later... Okay this is the last one. For real, I swear this time. ..... Life ain't a boomerang. ... The things you do will come back to you. Just not always from the place you sent it to. ... Apparently Dinosaurs makes the best potato salad in life. ... I think Insomnia and I have made friends. He only bothers me sometimes and when he does, I don't give him a hard time. I just like him talk to MJ. She takes care of the rest. .... I don't know what's better gettin laid or getting paid... Thanks Kayne, that was a good one. ..... It doesn't make me mad that I can't go on all the vacations I want to right now. I got a life full of vacations coming. .... Life really ain't that short. Name one thing longer. .... You're entire life you mom took care of you, what kind of person are you if you don't take care of your mother as soon as you're able? .... I want to end this blog with something thought-provoking and profound. But that's all I got so.....

Keep it pimpin Pimpin...

C