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Usually I'd apologize for talking so long to write but sometimes it just ain't there. ... For some reason whenever I sit down to write ANYTHING lately it simply feels forced. .... In retrospect, I should have been suffocated by issues, stifled by stress. Yet somehow I've remained calm. With a steady hand and an unwavering rhythm in my breath. .... They let people say bitch, ass and nigga on the radio and then when T.I. saying your "piss poor morally" they audio-distort the word "piss." I wish I could piss on the fuckin FCC heads. .... Lately I feel the most alone when I'm with people and when I'm alone I can't get my thoughts to stop crowding me. .... Listening to Tha Carter III. .... I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh no, please don't let be misunderstood. .... People always ask questions they don't really want the answers to. Then if it's not the answer they expect, they either don't want to hear it or don't believe the answer. .... Just keep your mouth shut and believe what you want to believe. ..... I wish I could get paid for writing this. .... Anybody wanna buy an ad? ...... I have more followers than I ever thought I'd have. .... My mother reads this blog too. ... Go back and read some old ones and think about how flagrant that is. ..... Why do grown men have to say "No homo?"...... Listen, I pay bills. I pay taxes. I'm a grown ass man that clearly enjoys in the touch of a female. I'm not prefacing shit I say with "no homo" to qualify what I say next or to assure some next dude that I'm not down for the butt play. ..... Grow up. I say what the fuck I want. If you don't like... Ya Motha. ... We are not the same I am a Martian. .... Welcome to Planet C. ... Beyonce went to work on At Last for the post-inauguration celebration. I bang with that chick. She cried because she genuinely couldn't believe that she had the opportunity to sing for the first African-American president of these United States of America. ... I might actually put my hand over my heart for the national anthem now. .... Nothing worse that someone thinking that are flier than they really are. ... I can't help it. I'll never give affirmation to someone's who's ego is already out of check as it is. Wrap you. .... I haven't slept through the night in three weeks. Does that mean I'm haunted. .... Sleep's overrated. .... I know I need a change in my life. I just don't know what it is. ...... How can you just start walking down a road if you don't even know where it leads? What if you don't even know the name of the street? .... Is that better than just standing in the crosswalk looking side-to-side like an asshole? .... I don't know. .... For some reason I'd rather know where I am even if I don't know where I'm going. ..... That make sense?. ..... Why do I feel like I'm drowning sometimes and there's no water in sight? ...... I can't believe people still aren't up on Mike Phillips. .... It's time for this hair to go. .... Sometimes I wish I could just walk around with a giant middle finger on my shirt so that I wouldn't have to speak. ..... Damn I had cookies AND cookies last night. Sometimes life is grand. .... My job had a reception and pulled the streaming video of the inauguration and projected it on to a big screen so we could all watch it. ..... I have a new respect for my boss. ...... So I think me and Gym broke up but somehow I'm still paying alimony. ..... Me and Ms. Procrastination are practically wifed up and that bitch Sleep decided to leave me. .... My life is in shambles. ..... Even though it all, I still gotta put my Swag on a lease. Shit is getting outta control. ..... Why don't people read more? ..... Why can't I just write a book and live and work on the beach? ..... Why do rappers that are going to jail get countdown reality shows? .... Why does Ray-J have a dating show? .... Oh my God why did I watch Real Chance of Love? .... Clearly it's not the cookies making me loose brain cells.... It's VH1. .... Why do girls from Brazil look like that? .... There was a broad on the Tyra Banks show that eats toilet paper. Half a roll a day. .... I wish I could kick that chick in the face. .... Oh and if I can put a bat to the back of Tyra's head I swear I would. .... She was so much better when she was just in Sports Illustrated. .... I'll still probably watch the show anyway. .... Yes, I'm currently shaking my head at myself. .... I'm afraid to end this blog because then it'll just be me and my Thoughts again. .... Damn... I guess it's time to face fears.


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